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snow-the-fox95: rojoninja: onlylolgifs: Hydrophobic...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:25:40 -0400

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:18:30 -0400

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

book-nerds-are-beast: the-daily-disney: panfans: Tumblr...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:14:36 -0400

book-nerds-are-beast:

the-daily-disney:

panfans:

Tumblr [x]

HE KNOWS ABOUT US

because-skinny: likeahaloinreverse: Troof hahaha “gargle his...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:07:27 -0400

because-skinny:

likeahaloinreverse:

Troof

hahaha “gargle his privates”

itscstm: remember when yugioh was straight fucked up.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:01:11 -0400

itscstm:

remember when yugioh was straight fucked up.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:57:01 -0400

karkatthemotherfuckinvantas: smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:56:42 -0400

karkatthemotherfuckinvantas:

smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles:

cadantinecasualty:

pilgrimkitty:

awesomephilia:

what the fuck (via)

THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

No but that’s illegal.

That is actually illegal.

What the hell.

Hello friends, this is a violation of sections 959.06A and 959.131B of the Ohio state law. The former is a fourth-degree misdemeanor. The latter is a first-degree misdemeanor on the first offense and fifth-degree felony for each subsequent offense. This man shot a litter of kittens, not a single animal as the law is worded, so a case could be made for felony (or four). Either way, this is a crime. There is also the federal Animal Welfare Act which I’m not even going to get into.

According to the AVMA’s annual euthanasia panel, shooting an animal is only considered humane in emergency situations, as in if the animal presents immediate danger or is in too much pain to be moved. It also notes that the euthanasia must take place in a remote location. These kittens were healthy, in no pain, posing no threat to anybody, and were in the immediate vicinity of children.

And, this article has it wrong: Accorti is a humane officer, not a police officer. This is his job description, direct from the North Ridgeville, OH website: “The city employs two part time Humane Officers, who are responsible for enforcing the city and state laws governing the keeping, registration, vaccination, and sanitation of domestic animals.” He’s employed to enforce the state law, so he knew exactly what he was doing.

Please do not let this man walk away unpunished and with his job intact. Make noise. Get the attention of the higher-ups. Sign these petitions. Email or call any of these people: city mayor, district attorney, state attorney general, state senator, state representative, governor, US representative, US senators, or anybody else who has power over the police chief. You can do this even if you don’t live in Ohio.

The lives of five homeless kittens may not seem that important, but officers are not above the law. Barry Accorti could be charged with a felony for his actions if we can get the attention of the people with the authority to make this happen. Please, please, please stand up against animal cruelty and officers who break the law and expect to get away with it.

NOW ALL OF TUMBLR WILL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID, YOU GODDAMNED MURDEROUS PIECE OF FILTH!

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:55:53 -0400

acciowine: fuckyeahgaycouples: Via Gay Marriage USA on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:30:58 -0400

acciowine:

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Via Gay Marriage USA on Facebook:

“Allstate Insurance recently did a small ad campaign featuring gay couples that was presented in Chicago, San Francisco, and L.A. Kudos to them! This is me (Brad) and TJ (right).”

I want car insurance and I don’t even have a car.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:30:02 -0400

imokwiththis: torgue: if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:29:02 -0400

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbirds...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:01:45 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome